humans are so cute, when we say goodbye we put our arms around each other and to show we love someone we bring them flowers. we say hello by holding each other’s hand, and sometimes tiny little dewdrops form in our eyes. for pleasure we listen to arrangements of sounds, press our lips together, smoke dried leaves, get drunk off of old fruit. we’re all just little animals, falling in love and having breakfast beneath billions of stars :~)
the media loves to shit on celebrities but my favorite thing is that they cant find anything about ed sheeran so he just gets worst dressed every time
*does a single situp* it’s the eye of the tiger
Why are goosebumps called goosebumps
few people know this but there are actually tiny geese trapped under your skin. when you get cold they think it’s time to fly south for the winter so they try to break free and the bumps on your skin are their beaks trying to break through.
trust me. i am a goosologist. i study geese. my wife is a goose. we have three beautiful goose-human hybrid children. don’t judge our love.
i love the science side of tumblr
YEAH, SHE’S GOOD LOOKING, I GUESS. NOT REALLY MY TYPE. I LIKE A BIGGER WINGSPAN.
THERE WE GO. PAGE 236. LOOK AT THE PLUMAGE ON THAT ONE. SWEET JESUS.
Kristen “Loki” Stewart & Jennifer "Thor" Lawrence
Is there a ship for this because I’m 100000% on board
On the left we have the lyrics from Robin Thicke’s Blurred Lines. On the right we rape survivors participating in Project Unbreakable, showing the various things that were said to them by their rapist.
i think this is the most powerful photoset i’ve ever seen on tumblr.
Reblogging until you understand why this song is so vile
i hate this fucking song
not just here for the boys looks. and fyi if you don’t reblog this i am 100% judging you.
nah sorry i’m just here for the boys’ looks
damn so hot
I mean just look at them
oh yeah so hot
yeah much attractive
im here for the looks u hear me
i laughed out loud and everyone in the library is staring