i have no feelings or emotions just sarcasm running through my veins
(via dancingdirtinthesnow)
*waking up from a coma* “how many followers do I have”
(via phandom-on-phire)
slavingpeoplesacrificingthings:
I WAS NOT EXPECTING THIS
I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT I WAS EXPECTING
OKAY WAS EXPECTING SOMETHING ABOUT BLUE EYES OR PERFECT PEOPLE BUT I GUESS THIS IS OKAY TOO
OMG IT’S BACK
oH MY GOD FOR FUCKS SAKE I THOUGHT IT WAS SOME NICE SONG AND I WAS IN THE LIVING ROOM WITH MY PARENTS
My step dad walked into the room right when I hit play, listened to the first 5 seconds, then walked back out.
its five in the morning, my parents are down the hall, and my computer was on full volume
I physically can’t not reblog this
MY GRANDMOTHER WAS BEHIND ME AND I THINK SHE’S HAVING A HEARTATTACK
(Source: misha-bawlins, via paulandthehigginators)
And at the end you’re just like:
While the other members of your family are like:
(Source: asmyqueencommands, via phandom-on-phire)
I scream, you scream, we all scream for One Direction with ice cream ;)