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Sarah ;
"In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends."

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fightblr:

flaming-scrotum:

muggleland:

the ceo of abercrombie and fitch has a lot of nerve saying that ugly people shouldn’t wear his clothes when he looks like an albino orc from the lord of the rings

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fashion

Now is the time to reblog this.
I’ve been awaiting this picture.

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mangolero:

urbanporn:

profusive:

IS THIS REAL CAN I GO THERE THIS IS MAGICAL

IT’S REAL YOU CAN GO THERE IT’S ICELAND

it’s the blue lagoons in Iceland!IM GOING HERE OMG IM SO EXCITED

mangolero:

urbanporn:

profusive:

IS THIS REAL CAN I GO THERE THIS IS MAGICAL

IT’S REAL YOU CAN GO THERE IT’S ICELAND

it’s the blue lagoons in Iceland!
IM GOING HERE OMG IM SO EXCITED

(Source: humaen)

Even if we’re married for 23 years,
I still want you to flirt with me.
A novel written by me. (via princessariel2323)

vandigo:

orgasham:

methlemore:

orgasham:

masturbating-to-your-selfies:

102 chicken nuggets

why would you order 17 of 6 instead of 5 of 20… that shit’s expensive as hell

Getting 2 four pieces is cheaper then 1 6 piece know your nuggets

but getting 1 20 piece is cheaper than 3 6 pieces KNOW YOUR NUGGETS

this is how word problems for math books are started, isn’t it.

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anotherpunk:

"Your dress is too short."

Thanks, the designer used your dick for inspiration.


foodnun:

i made this blog when i was 15 and and now im 12 wtf


secretlymisha:

i like how i’m not even remotely phased by anyone’s url anymore like oh look at this adorable kitten that satansbloodsacrifice reblogged from 1d-lives-inside-my-actual-vagina


cumber-bitches:

"NO MUM GET OUT MY ROOM. NO. I KNOW THAT BOTTLE IS EMPTY. YES I KNOW. NOOO! PUT IT DOWN. PUT. IT. DOWN. I LIKE THAT BOTTLE THERE. I DON’T CARE THAT IT’S EMPTY. LEAVE MY ROOM PLEASE. NO STOP TOUCHING STUFF. OH MY GOD JUST LEEEAVVVVEEEEE."

http://carolineflack.tumblr.com/post/91800484651/zoewarriorprincess-shuckl-nothingman

zoewarriorprincess:

shuckl:

nothingman:

Doing The Pledge of Allegiance every school day for 4 or 5 years is one of those things that don’t seem strange when you’re young

But then you get older and you realized “yeah, swearing your allegiance to a flag for about 200+ days out of…

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deerekhale:

*sirius black voice* remus will you kill this spider for me

*remus lupin voice* is it trying to hurt you, sirius

*sirius black voice* its on my bed and hurting my heart 

*quiet james potter voice* engorgio

*loud, horrified sirius black shrieking*